Loose                     Next day symptoms caused by too much racetrack food and drinks

Bite                        What you try to do to a racetrack candy bar.  Hits near next to
                                impossible!

Set-Up                    First time race goer buys a ticket in the parking lot for the gate
                                he's at the Coca-Cola 500!

Stagger                  What you do after too many beers

Muscle                   Name of the Pit crew member who Jacks up the car!

Dicing It Up          This and card playing is what goes on in the garage during rain
                              delays.

Right                      What 5 fans think they are when they all  claim they should
                               be sitting in the same seat.

Balancing               A beer can in each hand and no beer spilled

Bore and Stroke    Rude guy who's full of brew and sitting next to you for 4-6 hour
                                race.   What you do to him after 4-6 hours right in the mouth.

Charger                 Ticket office or concession stand

Eyeball                  What pops out of your head when you see a track bunny.

Squirrelly              A track bunny's normal behavior

Easy Chair            A seat at a 500 mile race with a cushion

Push                      What you eventually have to do to get your bottom on your seat
                               number!

Pole                       The 7 foot tall person sitting between you and your "view" of the
                               track.

Pits                        Orgin of the grandstand odor

Slingshot              What you wish you had when the fans in front don't sit down!

Shoes                   What a spectator has to constantly do to the Racetrack's flying
                             "pests"  (Shoes them away!)

Groove                 What textured metal seats do to your bottom after sitting in them
                             for a 500  mile race.

Binders                What females who don't want to go braless wear.

Wedge                 What a 300 lbs fan has to do to get into their reserved racetrack
                             seat.

Bottom Out          Problem true NASCAR fans have that is caused by sitting through
                             an entire 500 mile race and the pre and post race events.

Draft                    What you have to drink if you don't bring your own.

Turning a Wrench (wench)        How to redirect an ugly girl out of your sight.

Framin' and Jamin'                    What you accuse the state trooper of doing because
                                                    you were doing 90 mph after the race was over and
                                                    what he does all over  your case when you get rowdy