John Andretti~~Not ready Andretti
Jeff Burton~~Hurtin' Burton
Ward Burton~~Heyyyyyy what about me?, Montogomery Ward
Todd Bodine~~Toad Bowine, Trollfrom John 'aka' Deliveryboy
Geoff Bodine~~Jeff with a G Bowine, Goof Bodinefrom John 'aka' Deliveryboy
Brett Bodine~~Brat Bowine
Ricky Craven~~Licky's cravin'
Derrike Cope~~Derricke Dope, Derrick cantcope
Wally Dallenbach~~Wouldnt it be great!, Dally Wallenbach
Dale Earnhardt~~Earnfart, The Eliminator, The Intimidator<<--thats funny now!,
     Losssssinnn' Streakin'!
     and for Vinnie "The Godfather of NASCAR!" Snail Burnfart,
Bill Elliott~~Ill Bill from Dawsonville, Million Dollar Bill,
     Smelliot, Bill Idiot
Jeff Gordon~~Wonderboy, The Kid, The Punk, Punk Boy
Robby Gordon~~ WHO??? oh The other Gordon
Steve Grissom~~Steve Grissel, Steve Gruesome
Bobby Hillin~~That BLIND BOY! (anyone remember who called him that!)
Ernie Irvan~~Swervin Irvan
Dale Jarrett~~DJ, Snail Geritol
Bobby Labonte~~Bobby Labotome
Terry Labonte~~Texas Terry Labonte, Iron Man, Terry Labotome,
    Texas Turdball
Sterling Marlin~~Kid Coo Coo Marlin, Sterlin Silverfish,
Mark Martin~~Mighty Midget Mark, Shrimp
Rick Mast~~Go Faster Master, Rick Lastfrom John 'aka' Deliveryboy
Jeremy Mayfield~~Jerkame Maybefield
Ted Musgrave~~Teddy Muskrat
Joe Nemechek~~"Front Row" Joe, Joe Numbchucks'
Kyle Petty-Cow Patty
Ricky Rudd~~Icky Crud, Wicky Wudd(Elmer Fudd's favorite driver)from John 'aka' Deliveryboy
Kenny Schrader~~Ken he save her
Morgan Sheperd~~Sheephearder, Red Buttons
Mike Skinner~~Mimiker Skinner, Mighty Skidder
Lake Speed~~Need for Speed, God Speed, go speed racer, Flake Speed
Jimmy Spencer~~Jimmy Spinchter, Mr. Excitement, Excriment
Hut Stricklin~~Jabba the HUT
Dick Trickle~~Trickely Dick
Kenny Wallace~~Kenny in wallass, Rusty's name for him--Herman
Mike Wallace~~My wallass
Rusty Wallace~~Crusty Wallass, Whinney Butt, Rusty Can
Darrell Waltrip~~Ole D DUBUL YA, Iggy Schuffler
Michael Waltrip~~Wham, Pam, Zoom, Michael The wall trip
and more but Im being clean here LOL if ya have any to add lemme know!!